I love, love, love my grandma. I'm foul mouthed and dirty minded. I don't believe in regret. I never close a door without opening another. I believe in living life to the fullest. I was born and raised in Austin, TX. I love hairy men with big brains and large vocabularies. I love my dog Crickett. I believe that silence is golden but can't seem to shut my mouth. Are you questioning my badassness?